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Milk before cereal

Pouring milk first creates a better cereal-to-milk ratio. When you pour cereal first, you can't see how much milk you're really pouring until it has covered your mountain of cereal. When you pour the milk first, you know just how much cereal you need to match it.

Pouring the milk before the cereal also keeps your cereal crunchy for longer. There's nothing worse than eating soggy cereal at the bottom of your bowl. Milk before cereal preserves the coveted crunch. People who do this are logical, precise and independent.
Louis: Hey Chanel! Do you put milk before cereal?

Chanel: Yawr! It makes more sense and makes it taste better as well!
by NotTonTon December 8, 2020
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Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate

From Scottish tv show 'Chewin the Fat' refers to breast milk, urine and faeces. You say the words in a song-like fashion while pointing to relevant body parts.
"You're stupid"
"Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate!!!"
"Shut up"
by hez555 April 4, 2009
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milk the steel goat

n. radical skateboarding move in which one leaps onto and over a car and lands on the board, which has gone under the car. The car should preferably be stationary and not moving at highway speed.
Dude! Did you mean to do a milk the steel goat or did you accidently swerve into traffic?
by gnostic1 February 26, 2011
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Vanilla Milk shake

jizzing in some ones mouth usualy while sleeping or during intercourse.
"bro i gave jim a vanilla milk shake while he was asleep it was everywhere."
by Tommm T. March 31, 2009
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Milk Bottle Rule

The date you start liking a guy you buy a bottle of milk and you have untill the milk goes off to do something about it otherwise his fair game for everybody else!
someone started likeing someone on the 5th of Feb and bought a bottle milk that day on the 15th when it went off she hadn't done anything about it so the milk bottle rule says that the guy is fair game to everyone else
by milk bar February 2, 2010
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milk peanut soup

when a male and female are participating in sexual activity and the male orgasms in the female's mouth then places his testicles in her mouth while she gargles.
arnold likes to give mindy his milk peanut soup.
by ahs saints guy March 7, 2010
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Milking my stack

When playing poker, the act of losing or folding on several consecutive hands, causing one's stacks of chips to dwindle slowly.
I haven't won a hand in hours, I'm just milking my stack.
by Timaaah June 9, 2007
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