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Road punk

A road punk is the person who drives around like a jackass who:
1)Revs his engine for attention or 2) Purposely drives slow in a raised pickup truck with loud exhaust and when you try to pass will speed up in an attempt to cause anger and rage or cause you to crash.

The Road Punk will usually be wearing some sort of tank top, wife-beater, or no shirt at all because he thinks he is making a statement that he's a big man and a "tough guy" and owns a false muscle car. (Piece of shit)

This asshole is so concerned about being seen that he tends to weave in and out of traffic making a public spectacle of his stupidity.
by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025
mugGet the Road punkmug.

Road Toes

Similar to road head, but instead the driver sucks the passenger’s appetizing toes.
When we get in that car, you’re giving me road toes. *female moans* *pussy quivers*
by RoadToes69 June 26, 2023
mugGet the Road Toesmug.

Alabama Bumpy Road

Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.
When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.
by bush did 911 January 27, 2024
mugGet the Alabama Bumpy Roadmug.

MUD ROAD

A term used to describe an individual who actively engages in anal sex but refuses to practice proper anal hygiene. Once someone is labeled or carry the "Mud Road" moniker, their success at attracting other partners can be significantly impaired /damaged.
Allan was confused on why he was not having any luck attracting sexual partners at the bar. His friend informed him he had the reputation of being a Mud Road and would need to start routinely washing his anal and rectum area more consistently.
by Meglodon904 June 25, 2024
mugGet the MUD ROADmug.

brinkley road

Brinkley Road is A Road that starts on the corner of Allentown and goes all the way down until right before the Wendy's By Rivertowne..If u From Brinkley Road,.You Run Shit..Nobody can Fuck wit you..People Often DO NOT REALIZE HOW FUCKIN LONG BRINKLEY ROAD IS..Although They may not personally know one another,.Brinkley Road comes with pride..And They all see each other around..Posting at the Sunoco or Jackie chan are what many Brinkley Niggaz Do..Juggin on the block
Dumb Nigga :Aye moe lets go Rob them Niggaz

Smartest man alive:Shiiiiiid you trippin moe..That's a death wish..They from Brinkley Road .
by Plies's Son March 23, 2017
mugGet the brinkley roadmug.

Ford Road

unity, no respect for nothing, CBJSBPBJMJESNK
by ford rd gang September 3, 2012
mugGet the Ford Roadmug.

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