shittier music for people that want the REAL music and it is the hip hop music that is the real music
why can't this fuckin store turn off this shitty elevator music and put it on 94.5 instead of this boring crap
by laughingcat1963 December 28, 2007
Get the Elevator musicmug. Horrible autotune music. And some people actually say its GOOD? This is sad, because 70% of America listens to this garbage.
by bjc2002 March 10, 2013
Get the feel good musicmug. 1) First rules of // you do not talk about //.
2) When in doubt, it's minor.
2.5) Minors do not exist (refer to rule 3)
3) When you think it's minor, it's major
4) When it's diminished, you know that world is over.
5) Do NOT socialize with the principal during // mod
5.1) The principal does not exist
5.2) // mod does not exist
5.3) The limit does not exist
6) No mean girls references allowed in //
7) When it beeps you always haul it back
8) Everything is written in code
8.1) Figured bass symbols
9) You do not speak of those who do not exist
9.1) The adorable // player behind us does not exist
9.2) You do not talk near/about/to the non-existent.
10) I just had sex with the Jonas Brothers on Friday Friday Friday.
11) Always go for the younger one.
11.1) Usually the infant is best
11.12) In the nonexistent // world, sex with infants is practical and acceptable.
12) Coffee from the teacher's lounge (which does not exist) is better black.
12.1) Once you're black you can't go back.
13) //, which we do not speak of, is best taught by the black.
13.1) No racial.
13.2) Fiery black men apparently like to watch a lot of porn.
13.21) Never pick up a black man's sweatshirt.
13.211)or look on his computer
13.2111) ever.
13.3) Theory does not exist
13.31) Second rule of theory, Always talk about theory.
2) When in doubt, it's minor.
2.5) Minors do not exist (refer to rule 3)
3) When you think it's minor, it's major
4) When it's diminished, you know that world is over.
5) Do NOT socialize with the principal during // mod
5.1) The principal does not exist
5.2) // mod does not exist
5.3) The limit does not exist
6) No mean girls references allowed in //
7) When it beeps you always haul it back
8) Everything is written in code
8.1) Figured bass symbols
9) You do not speak of those who do not exist
9.1) The adorable // player behind us does not exist
9.2) You do not talk near/about/to the non-existent.
10) I just had sex with the Jonas Brothers on Friday Friday Friday.
11) Always go for the younger one.
11.1) Usually the infant is best
11.12) In the nonexistent // world, sex with infants is practical and acceptable.
12) Coffee from the teacher's lounge (which does not exist) is better black.
12.1) Once you're black you can't go back.
13) //, which we do not speak of, is best taught by the black.
13.1) No racial.
13.2) Fiery black men apparently like to watch a lot of porn.
13.21) Never pick up a black man's sweatshirt.
13.211)or look on his computer
13.2111) ever.
13.3) Theory does not exist
13.31) Second rule of theory, Always talk about theory.
My car just broke down, and I was going to use the power of music to fix it. One problem, do I use minor or major? I don't understand the Rules of music theory!!
by The nonexistent BS May 17, 2011
Get the Rules of music theorymug. Tiktok music taste is whenever somebody gets their entire music taste from tiktok. The only music they listen to is stuff that got popular on tiktok, and whenever its not trendy anymore, they stop listening to it because they're a 13 year old trendhopper.
Person 1: Hey man, what are your favorite bands/music artists?
Person 2: Lemon demon, Mother Mother, Penelope Scott, and Sodikken! You?
Person 1: you have tiktok music taste, get away from me
Person 2: Lemon demon, Mother Mother, Penelope Scott, and Sodikken! You?
Person 1: you have tiktok music taste, get away from me
by dystopia444 July 7, 2023
Get the tiktok music tastemug. The type of manufactured pop music that gains a cult following of office girls who listen and sing to and dance to on a saturday night. Examples of Common Birds Music are Cheryl Cole, The Saturdays, Sugarbabes, Girls Aloud, Pussycat Dolls, Lady GaGa and anything from the likes of TV Shows such as Pop Idol and the X Factor.
by Faith Wrigley July 10, 2010
Get the Common Birds Musicmug. by Comtula January 17, 2010
Get the Umpa Lumpa Musicmug. EDM music that normally has a real gay uplifting melody that you would dance to on a beach with beautiful women while drinking out of a coconut with an umbrella in it. Or at least imagine that while you're outside you're trailer in a blow-up pool from Walmart drinking natural light while starring at your average girl with a ridiculous tan line....
"Dude, I'm totally feeling some summer house music right now."
"Yeah! We can pretend we're in Ibiza even though we're in Gulf Shores, AL"
"Yeah! We can pretend we're in Ibiza even though we're in Gulf Shores, AL"
by Nicetobeimportant March 22, 2017
Get the summer house musicmug.