They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021

fresh air monster

When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking

Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster

by G dogo June 17, 2024

marmite monster

that is showing to little black kids

look at those marmite monsters stealing a tv

by francois jacobs July 14, 2022

Green Monster

Green Monster is a name giving to a team leader/supervisor,that wears a green jacket within the work place.

Oh shit, the Green Monster is coming!

by bluebitch69+ November 30, 2019

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

I used to play mud monster with my friend. I chased them around covered in mud. One day we found out that was were the sewage was leaking...it was shit.

by definitelynotcoveredinshat September 19, 2021

Logness Monster

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.

Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.

by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025

Tab Monster

when someone uses a million and one tabs simultaneously in a web browser

Jessica is such a tab monster! she had 27 tabs open in chrome yesterday!

by aphantomdolphin June 3, 2018