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Timepiece Monsters

Someone who buys expensive Timepieces. He has a healthy obsession for expensive Timepieces. Hence the word "Timepiece Monsters"
All-black Audemar, you claim yours is one-of-one, we Timepiece Monsters, every season we be on the hunt.

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by TMarkus November 26, 2022
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Loch Ness monster

A f##### up turthe on steroroids and has down sindrum
by Hvgfcdxcgvhbgvxdfrcgvhj January 18, 2022
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bread monster

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.
"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."
by whobedat June 18, 2015
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Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit.
"may we all be mud monsters"
by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit01 September 18, 2021
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Watertown Butt Raping Monster

The Watertown Butt Raping Monster is a mythical creature that resides in the wilderness of Watertown, Wisconsin. If you ever see it, there is no use running. You will die a horrible, painful, death.
“Hey, did you hear about Jim?”
“Yeah I did, the Watertown Butt Raping Monster got him, poor guy.”
by _#%^*> May 31, 2024
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watch monster

Watch monster. A person who loves horror movies and can easily fall asleep to it.
My sister is a watch monster. She fell asleep watching The Bride Of Chucky.
by DevilsBabyGirl October 17, 2022
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D MONSTER

A dwarfed human who catches a new terminal disease every couple of days and therefore seeing a D Monster on a school premise is rarer than sighting a wild Tasmanian tiger. He also has a very primal vocabulary most commonly consisting of a few aphorisms. For example, "You win some you lose some" and "it is what it is," although it is sometimes difficult to identify these phrases due to the D Monster's debilitating lisp. "Something in the wayyyy".
"Look who it is, a D MONSTER (DEEEEEE MONSTAHHH)!!!!!"
by StainyStench November 9, 2022
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