January 1st

National group wanking day.

Where you meet up with your friends and wank together.

Hey mate wanna join us on January 1st? x

by CheersluvXX October 30, 2019

January 1st

January 1st is National skip school day!

Mum: 'Why aren't you going to school?'

Me: 'It's January 1st, National skip school day!'
Mum: 'Oh, okay, get comfy.'

by Crazykady09 November 6, 2020

January 21st

National Ty has to confess to Evelyn day

January 21st

by Chase1126 January 20, 2022

January 13th

National kiss kaleb day

On January 13th , we kiss kaleb

by Tyiwnehysbe January 12, 2023

JUMBO JIZZ JANUARY

(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud

Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”

by VENIN#5293 October 13, 2021

No hentai january

After no nut November the real deal is here. Hentai which stays for Non real porn such as anime, cartoons ETC. In january watching hentai is prohibited with jesuses premission. You get 1 pass everytime someone posts An Hentai GIF that is someone you have no connection.

Simp:yoo should we watch hentai together

Simp’s girlfriend: eyoo its no hentai january

by Greenwhatsyourproblem February 15, 2020

January 4

It’s time you hold your bf/gf’s hands day!

boy: *holds hand*

girl: what are you doing?

boy: it’s january 4

girl: oh yeah *holds hand back*

by i love drizzy drake January 1, 2024