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snaking

The act of going through life taking every possible shortcut and being an entitled and arrogant dick about ones success earned through that way of living.
Bro1: Where is Andrew?
Bro2: Skipping lectures, prolly. But he'll show up tomorrow to hand in the essay that his buddy wrote.
Bro1: Bam! Snaking through life like a mofo.
by EN34 July 27, 2016
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Snake dick

When the skin around your balls and dick is very dry.
Ahh dude i have a Snake dick.
its so itchy
by dicktionary man January 19, 2018
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Seeing Snakes

"Seeing Snakes"

1. A euphemistic term for being irritable, unpleasant, or just a general bitch. From the study which found that women are better at seeing snakes during PMS, as opposed to other times of the month. Google it.

2. To be pissed off or grouchy.
1. "Man, Jerry's chick totally blew up at me last night over absolutely nothing. That girl must be seeing snakes."

2. "First I had to deal with waiting in line for like an hour, and then my car wouldn't start, and then I burnt dinner and had to eat pickles and Ramen noodles. Jesus, am I ever seeing snakes today!"
by Jmonger223 June 21, 2012
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Drake Snake

Person 1: *vigorously beating it*
person 2: im breaking up with you
person 1: why
person 2: drake has a fatass cock and

you dont. (drake snake)
THE END
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breakfast snake

I wish I had a girlfriend who enjoyed breakfast snake.
by sosueme August 15, 2016
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Snake

Someone that is a snitch or 'snakes' on someone. This means telling off someone or someone that back stabs last moment.
Example 1.
I got snaked by Luigi yesterday, he told off me when i took his calculator.
Example 2.
Gosh, Aaron Lo is such a Snake! He snaked on me and went with his other friends.
by POOP IS NOT SHIT May 26, 2018
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Snake

Someone who pretends to be a really amazing person and claims to be your best friend forever who is always there for you but ends up backstabbing you by talking shit about you to others and by “best friend” which turns out to be the complete opposite.
Brianna: Omg! Did you hear that Victoria Mallard ditched you without you knowing and said shit about you to her bitchass friend Dina?

Flora: Bro, yes I did! Gosh, she is such a snake!
by CreamInMyFuckingAssLol October 13, 2022
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