white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020

Horse Race

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A Whore's Race is a Horse Race!

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 7, 2023

Horse

The most amazing animal in the world .every horse has a different personalty.

Their poop smells the WORST!!! 😵

This horse Fudge is the best

by Horsenutter3013 April 16, 2019

Horse

Horses are beings of pure and absolute hatred,
They are creatures with no bounds and are an unstoppable force with absolutely no genetic makeup, there is a finite number of horses and they have been around for trillions of years and there is currently no way to stop them that doesn't result in the total destruction of the universe

I wish for the demise of all horses

by Horse hater 2010 April 9, 2022

1 man 1 horse

Swear that was the most notorious thing on earth, not as worse as two girls one cup tho... both gave me PTSD, don't look up

Friend:aye, look up 1 man 1 horse
Me:huh. What's that?
"Looks up, gains more trauma"

by Lynyo October 12, 2023

Nude Horse

The game is like normal basketball horse except instead of spelling horse to lose, you remove your clothes and the first one nude is the loser

Wanna spice things up and play nude horse instead?

by chrome heart tag March 15, 2020

Horse Railing

You take your bed and push it up against the wall. Then you get on the bed and proceed to jump up and down next to the wall while you smack you dick against the wall repetitively, while still jumping up and down until you come to a climax.

Jacking off has become a thing of the past since my youth pastor taught me the ways of Horse Railing.

by ilaypipes92 April 30, 2022