Ludwig's Holy Blade

One of the many weapons in the 2015 game Bloodborne, Ludwig's Holy Blade is one of the best weapons in the game. At its base the sword is a standard broad sword with a charged attack that does thrust damage (one of the many damage types, thrust gives a heavy damage buff when fighting enemies that are under the "kin" type). When tricked (hitting the L1 button tricks a weapon giving it a second form to use) the Holy Blade becomes a great sword using its sheath as the new blade. As a great sword the attacks are slower and cost more stamina to do, but cause much more damage. The tricked charge attack also does thrust damage. The sword can use paper (usable item that can give a weapon the fire, lightning, or arcane damage type for a short time) in both forms. Attained by purchasing it from the shop after getting the Radiant Sword Hunter badge item from the Healing Church Workshop area in the Cathedral Ward area. You need to beat the boss of the area old Yharnam (Blood Starved Beast) to enter the Healing Church Workshop.
Bloodborne Player 1: I am having a hard time beating Rom the Vacuous Spider, what should I do?

Bloodborne Player 2: Use Ludwig's Holy Blade and lightning paper as Rom is kin type and will take massive damage from charged attacks.
by Bloodbornebiggestfan February 18, 2025
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Holy-grapevine

The holy-grapevine is when you take your worst girlfriend to your nicest vineyard, you open a nice bottle of sparkling wine, get her clothes off and start butt-f*cking doggy style. When you’re about to cum, you yell out “holy-grapevine” and hit her in the back of the head with a grapevine.
I holy-grapevined my gal last weekend and my shoulder is still thrown out from those big, head-pruned vines.
by MendoVineGuy February 18, 2025
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Holy Blindfold

The "Holy Blindfold" is a gay male sex act where one partner, blindfolded, is forced to ingest a mixture of urine, semen, and feces from multiple anonymous partners while being anally penetrated by a stranger. This act combines the ultimate humiliation of sensory deprivation with the degradation of consuming a vile cocktail of bodily fluids and waste, heightening the perverse and vile nature of the experience.
In the filthy back room, Chris was subjected to the Holy Blindfold, his blindfolded state intensifying the horror as he was forced to swallow the disgusting concoction
by Mister_Meaatspin September 10, 2025
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Holy sossij

A sausage that you eat, but taste really bad. You cry every time you eat the sausage because it’s very hot and sometimes it can burn your mouth. And you eat it in a pit full of fried wholly fungus.
Did you know Jimmy just ate that holy sossij? And he cried because it burned his mouth while he was in the pit with fried wholly fungus, and it taste very bad.
by Pjudge January 6, 2023
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Holy Chodes

Only thy select few can prosper through thy world , thy farmer mine da hoes and barney, thy select prosper only under 2 condition farmers only and tinder is sin. (Private Ryan 1:7)
Thee shall always meme before ye shall cream (K) (Private Ryan 1:8)

Thou shalt not pass through the gate of heaven without committing the crime o’ murder. (DB Private Ryan 1:9)
If thee can’t not understand the suffering of thyself, thyself must commit suicide. (DB Private Ryan 1:10)
For the Holy Lord has understood thy suffering. The Holy Lord has gone through thy own suffering. (DB Private Ryan 1:11)
The Holy Son felt thy pain of betrayal.

Thy fail Triple N or no nut November will be sentence to being nurtured by Marge, in hell you burn in your semen .
If they who loses faith in-wishes upon forgiveness of Hoda he may look no further than faith in the holy Obama prism.

If thy shall counterfeit of thy holy n word pass you will be burning in hell if you say the n word o fake.
Though Obama prism is the only legal supply of n word pass, of premium hard R he grants it as a blessing of the fifth.
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Holy Bad

(adj.): A term used to describe something so incredibly awful, it defies the laws of mediocrity and ascends to a realm of sheer terribleness that borders on the divine. Picture your worst nightmare dressed up as a clown at a funeral — that's holy bad. It's like watching a movie so terrible, you can't look away, yet you feel spiritually violated for having witnessed it. In essence, it's the kind of bad that makes you question the existence of a merciful universe. An interjection or exclamation used to describe the utter and sheer stupidity of the current situation. "Holy bad"
Programmers and grades like holy bad.
when a team-mate drops a 380 on extract like holy bad.
Holy bad means just unbelievably bad, just like if it gets worse you are absolutely jone and justed
by kevan_the_consumer May 2, 2024
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Holy Hair Pie

When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.
Holy Hair Pie Guy!

No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!
by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020
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