rode hard and put away wet

The way someone looks or feels when they've had a hard time of it. From a horseman's term, when someone has not taken care of a horse after a hard day.

He was all hot and sweaty, he looks like he was rode hard and put away wet.

by Liberte July 28, 2006

Try hard man hoe

Someone who always shows off (does flips etc) dates many girls. Treats them like shit and thinks everyone likes him

My exboyfriend, kalani, was such a try hard man hoe

by Mythic_bitch June 26, 2017

keep my dick hard

1) to tell someone to fuck off by means of ignoring them, and giving there drama zero attention.

2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says

todd is begging to come over, but Im gona keep my dick hard. hes not invited.

by Josiah Van Dien May 8, 2010

Try Hard Get None

(THGN)

Try-Hard-Get-None

To be one who strives to do something but fails
and always ends up with nothing.
Usually resulting in people thinking even less of them.

Girl1: She's such a THGN
Girl2: Yeah what a Try Hard Get None slut

by haronorfkorea March 2, 2009

seven the hard way

Are you fucking daft?! Use yer imagination you boring pricks!

"We were only five in number, so we had to enlist a couple of passing
casuals for a proper bout at seven the hard way."!

by Tommy Darkie February 15, 2004

Why my peepee hard and long???

This is when you get a boner. And when you high on crack.

Why my peepee hard and long??? Said the man on crack

by uhhhh mr chicken nuggets XDDD July 18, 2018

stuck between a rock and a hard place

You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't

Either way you are in a mess and big trouble. You just aren't doing to well.

When my wife walked out because I wouldn't help her becuase I thought what she was doing was wrong. She gave me the choice to change my mind and follow her, if I really loved her, or sit at home and never see her again. I was really stuck between a rock and a hard place.

by NikkiMac August 9, 2007