Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024

beauty and a half

Your to ugly

Me; your a beauty and a half
Friend: what does that mean?
Me: your fucking ugly

by Okayuuuuu February 8, 2017

mama half reindeer

a fake butt enhanced by surgery belonging to a woman who regularly paints her house using cream cheese

After I found out my wife has a mama half reindeer, I started using regular paint.

by Cactus Malpractice Fan August 21, 2025

half-great-great-grandnibling

Half-sibling's great-great-grandchild.

half-great-great-grandnibling.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Half-Tooth

Half-Tooth

Half-Tooth

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Half-lesbians

Critical fat-cock theory.

Hym "Women and fat-cocks. That's why the half-lesbians. Fat-cocks are scarce. Women are attractive. And strap-ons are cheap. Therfore, critical fat-cock theory. It literally explains everything."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2024

Heffer and a half

A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.

Example 1:

Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!

Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!

Example 2:

Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??

Person 2: No, she pretty??

Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.

by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024