February 2

The date of when the most amazing guy in the world was born. He is very loyal, nice, sweet, caring. He's the guy you'll wanna marry. They'll be very dorky. And you love the shit outta them. Also there very pretty. And usually, dominate as fuck.

1: That guy is cute, What's his sign?
2: He's an Aquarius

1: Birthday?
2: February 2nd

by 10-20jj November 24, 2021

February 4

If you are born in february 4, you are probably meh and just playing games instead of socializing with your friends. But hey, they are the best to hang out with!

Person 1: Dude, when's your birthday?

Person 2: February 4, why?

Person 1: No wonder why you're a loner

Person 2: eh??

by Yishairu Kareu November 24, 2021

26th February

This day produces the funniest, sexiest, good looking people you will ever lay eyes on. If you see someone born on this day, make sure to personally thank them for existing and compliment their brilliance.

26th February - If born on the second month, you must buy them brunch.

by smellybigbob74 November 24, 2021

February 9

The most grumpiest people on the planet and looks like a fucking grandma.

My birthday is in February 9
P: you look so ugly

by Mommymilker345 November 24, 2021

Fap February

This month is the month where you have to masturbate at least once in a week, unlike Destroy Dick December, it includes all genders

Guy : Are you excited for Fap February ?
Girl: No ! Because girls can’t participate
Guy:Wdym?! Yeah they can

by Hsjseoddia November 24, 2021

February 22

People born on this day are superior in pretty much every aspect. George Washington? Steve Irwin? Guess what birthday they had. This isn't your mother's birthday. Unless it is, in which case happy birthday to her. She's probably the baddest bitch at the soccer camp pickup lines.

Holy shit bro, you're incredible!
Thanks bro, kinda comes with the territory of being born on February 22.
Damn straight. Sucks that I was born in March like any old loser...

by urbsherb27 May 30, 2023

Fingerless February

Like no nut November but for females

Person 1: "hey how funny is it that boys have to suffer through no nut November? "
Person 2: "i know its hilarious"
Person 3: "you guys do know we have to suffer through fingerless February"
Person 2: "oh shit i forgot about that"

by db_db May 31, 2023