Carl: hey, can I break ur back Matthew?
Matthew: why?
Carl: it’s February 2 national fuck your homie day!
Matthew: why?
Carl: it’s February 2 national fuck your homie day!
by myo71 February 1, 2022
Get the February 2mug. Literally the worst of the worst. People born on this day will talk mad shit while not being able to back it up. They will be 19 million XP behind you and still have the balls to think they’re going to win. But these people aren’t winners. Don’t let them fool you. 0/10 don’t recommend.
Find a Leo instead.
Find a Leo instead.
Them: My birthday is February 15th
Literally everyone else: Wow that makes so much sense now, you’re just an awful human being and will never reach level 50 before me.
Literally everyone else: Wow that makes so much sense now, you’re just an awful human being and will never reach level 50 before me.
by ZephyrsMamaIsBetterThanMafioso February 5, 2023
Get the February 15mug. On February 26th it is international give your boyfriend a hair tie day you give your boyfriend a hair tie
by Floating cloud47 February 24, 2024
Get the February 26thmug. Type Matthew the beginning of the Bee movie script day. Every February 28th you can send a known Matthew the beginning of the Bee movie script
February 28th example
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
by Oooh yeh March 1, 2022
Get the February 28thmug. by the baddest pr bitch out there February 10, 2025
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Get the Fingerless februarymug. by Sexyyred February 10, 2025
Get the February 11thmug.