Double standards

When somebody tells you not to talk about anybody's business, then they go and tell everybody about a secret being out because they have no self control over their own mouth.

The loudmouth didn't blurt anything out about her own double standards, but was quick to blurt something out about everyone else's that ever met her, so hopefully those new people she was meeting already knew that about her.

by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022

Double massage

Giving a back massage while simultaneously massaging your significant others vagina with your penis

I gave Jennifer the double massage of her life last night

by Phillyphan0879 January 20, 2022

Double Upvote

This is when someone agrees with something so much they take the time out of their day to upvote it, click the comments button and fucking break reddit for some post about veganisim that was probably posted by an all-carnivore.

*Post about veganisim*
Karen: “HOLY SHIT YAAASSS”
*Upvotes it then upvotes it again from the comments*
OP: (to karen) “I fucking hate vegans why the fuck did you double upvote”

by Gen-z meanings May 28, 2022

double trans

when some one looks trans twice because of hair cut ect.

bro why do you look double trans gender

by coksuckalingwife March 14, 2022

Double bend

It makes up everything: everything is inferior. Triple bends? Disgusting. Quadruple bends? Get that absolute garbage away from me. All hail the double bend. Goes well with a multi nuts chocie

p1: have you seen my double bend?
p2: your double bend?
p1: A DOUBLE BEND!
p2: yes, a double bend

by wolfiey2010 March 23, 2022

Double Semicolon

A Double Semicolon means the person ur chatting to is a mystic messenger fan & probably needs sleep

John: Bro she just used a double semicolon

Mark: what?
John: she’s sleep deprived!

by notfortunegoaway March 25, 2022

double-uu

Short for 'washing up'

It's time for the dreaded double-uu

by ArmAddAsk February 12, 2022