david

not part of the boys

“is that david”

“do you mean not part of the boys”

by badbitch69420 June 21, 2019

David

the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.

David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!

by i.hate.guners July 6, 2019

david beeler

someone who has a foot fetish and is always a horn dog. someone who has very bad hat hair and enjoys to fish in his free time. david also is very obsessed with his girlfriend.

david beeler sucks his girlfriend toes

by Idkkkk69 July 12, 2019

david

jocelyn....like literally nigga im not joking you bitch ass nigga, its jocelyn,

“ yo did you see david “
“ jocelyn “

“ oh okay “

by Dinero_D July 16, 2019

David scream

Someone screams loudly out of no where. It's mostly a high pitched scream.

"Ahhhh"

"Shit why did you just David scream?"
"Idk for fun I guess."

by Psianer July 27, 2019

David Bawi

A man with a flat ass and a stanky ass dick that smells like rotten mozzarella and molded chicken livers. His favorite pastime is eating belly button fuzz and ingesting methamphetamines with a hint of heroin.

I though David Bawi was a singer? No thats David Bowie you dumb cunt licker.

by Legene July 29, 2019

Innovative David

The most hilarious and playful person in the group. Yet, comes up with brilliant ideas and decisions no one questions. They are usually cute, quiet and influential. Excellent public speakers, actors and marketers. An Innovative David would never boast about his achievements but his achievements speak for him.

"You have to start thinking Innovative David". "It is a good thing to be Innovative} but always better to be Innovative David".

by Toyosi Babarimisa November 6, 2019