David

Cute ass nigga wit a big dick and a good since of humor he like girls and he will take your girl if he think she cute

David is so cute and sexy I want him so much

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Dada David

A person who's verbal Expressions don't make any sense.

"Hey, dude, do you know what that guy meant by 'in Australia they sow, in USA they harvest and here are the apples still green'?"

"I have no idea. He's probably Dada David."

by BestCeler October 3, 2018

David Roy

Bing-Bong.

Fuck your life, David Roy.

by DR.BINGBONG November 22, 2021

David

David is…
Let’s say a very special person. He has a huge heart, generous nature and loves to crank the volume on his stereo while watching homeless women masturbate.
He also hangs around with guys named Ricky. Fuck you Ricky!

David: what the fuck is that!
Ricky: it’s a homeless girl masturbating

by Poopsie68 July 25, 2025

f David

Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.

Hey Ms Lawyer… I can say I lied. Imma write a f David and say that.

by 3works4me August 12, 2024

David

David is a toe

Nice toe, looks like david

by smellytoe173 December 27, 2023

David is a Sigma

David is a peculiar man with abilities similar to a chimpanzee with massive jumping abilities and strength not physically capable to a man. He also posses smarts comparable to a early einstein. With all of these godlike skill he still manages to be a humble man and mogs the fuck outta everyone.

Kingston: Yo David I didn't know we had gym together
David: Yea yk it's chill like there isn't any worry
Kingston: Bro David I didn't know you were so sigma
David: Nah you are way better then me''Walks Away''
KIngston:''Whispers'' David is a sigma
David: ''Mogs'' these rhino pills make me feel like a sigma

by CraZYDuck26 February 3, 2025