Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots.

I was hitting the ball so fat man, I was Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

by Glen S. May 11, 2006

How do you like them Apple

This is what you say to someone who's Macintosh computer just crashed so to remind them that owning a Mac doesn't make them better of a kind.
Essentially the Good Will Hunting version of "on Linux that wouldn't happen".

Bob {presenter}: "To conclude this talk let me show you..."

{Clicks his MacBook to switch to next slide in the presentation when the computer crashes and a white screen fills the conference room, while he fumbles in a futile effort to fix it}
Alice {from the audience}: "
How do you like them Apple?!"

by Clit Teaser October 03, 2016

Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter

A person who identifies as an Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter uses the pronouns Quo/Quaoi and generally has purple or green hair

Person 1: "What is that girl doing?"
Person 2: "Sorry, but i am not a 'girl'. I identify as an Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter and us the pronouns Quo/Quaoi

by Slang_Expert_2022 January 12, 2022

Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!

How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011

you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!

words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.

"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"

by the cooler n-dawg October 12, 2007

Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal

The best oatmeal ever created, no other oatmeal even comes close to how good it tastes.

Dude1: hey dude have you tried Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal?
Dude2: yeah bro its the best thing ever!

by Zeth the angery gay March 17, 2020

falling apples

The term describing the action of a male's testes to drop and become further away from his body. #delaneylovesdick

"His apples are falling." The falling apples described refer to dropping testes.

by babybaby6969 March 30, 2017