Jew Shanking

The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...

by Scash March 23, 2012

Jew Lunch

Used on episode 2 of the "Frenemies" podcast. Ethan is reacting to TikToks posted by Trisha had recently posted surrounding her obsession with Jewish people. The phrase "Jew lunch" comes from a TikTok Trisha had posted entitled "Rate My Jew Lunch". Ethan points out the absurdity of the phrase and thus the phrase "jew lunch" was born into existence.

Trisha ate her Jew lunch in her car.

by cy.cucumb3r January 6, 2024

Jew Flu

someone who acts on behalf of the interest of jews, israel or zionists. could be jew, israeli or a zionist themself

donald trump caught the jew flu

by SquirtHoleLoveStains July 8, 2025

Based Jew

A Jewish person (typically between ages 10-20) who is very based and proud of themself. They are on tiktok and they hate antisemites. Their comments are spammed with antisemites either named something like user728372937383, austrianpainter8293, or kanyefan82839. They don't let any comments like those change their opinion on their religion. They explain why antisemitic arguments are invalid all the time. And for fun, they post them celebrating their holidays on tiktok.

Miriam is so amazing! She is such a based Jew.

by Elysmile April 10, 2023

Jew Tears

: mix drink consisting of Manischewitz cream peach kosher blush wine, Yaegermeister, a salt rim and a flick of ash from a cigarette.

“Hey bar keep get this Alter Noyef a glass Jew tears for his shizer”

by Abezhibit August 1, 2021

Llanta Jew

A person that is very cheap and grugal.

Oh, that foo is a llanta jew.

by MatrixYT January 14, 2025

Heelys Jew

The epitome of the perfect woman, she glides the halls like a leprechaun on acid. Don't come for her, or she will talk about her mom's brain surgery.

Did you see heelys jew yesterday? She was wearing her camo heelys.

by hochaum December 10, 2016