Adam

A fucking retard bitch who is fat and has a very small dick. He is ugly as hell and gets angry when you look at him. Also a giant bully STAY AWAY FROM THIS DICKHEAD!!!

Hugo: Hey, did you see Adam?
Matthew: Yeah, that retard.

by RIP ANGUS BEEF BURGER!!! May 7, 2018

harper adams

The agricultural university for those who don’t own farms and are destined to contract farm for the rest of their lives. Harper Adams students visit Aldi almost as frequently as the local std clinic.

I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the keys because you’re from Harper adams and you’ll come work for me - overheard at Rau

by John snow September 20, 2023

Adam

The kinda guy with green eyes, and long, brown hair. He is very silent, and not very popular. he loves videogames and plays them a lot. it's practically impossible to stop him from coming up with ideas when he gets going, due to his extreme amount of imagination. a little messed up on the inside, yet he is very nice to people who are nice to him. learns things by accident through his hobbies. I have an Adam, and he is my only friend and a lot like me. loves books too, and talks to himself frequently.

"Man, Adam is such a nerd, right?"
"I heard Adam started reading my favorite book series. never reading it again."
"Hey, Adam just helped me choose the right way to formulate my PowerPoint. He's pretty nice!"

by notnamedadamdoodler#978 October 10, 2019

Adam

Adam is the coolest guy in the world and anyone who says otherwise is a kek.

Can you spell Adam?
Sure, with pleasure, ADAM.

A like: Attention, Adam is coming
D like: Damn, Adam is so cool
A like: Always handsome this boy Adam
M like: man, I want to be like Adam

by TapionBoyXXX January 7, 2020

Adam

A mini adamus. Not on his level, but trying. Basically a cheap alternative.

Adam: "I'm gonna be better than adamus one day!" (Lie)

Stanislaw: "Man. Don't even."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Adam

The best guy someone can ask for, he's kind, generous, goofy, cute, adoring, smart. What more can you ask for with a guy like Adam! EVERYONE NEED AN ADAM IN THEIR LIFE! <3

"Hey, have you seen Adam?"
"Yeah! He's over there with his friends!"
"God I love him."

by `g. April 11, 2023

Adam Rodway

To react improperly with immense anger to any random situation.

ARRGHHHHHH IM SO ANGRY!!!! I AM ADAM RODWAY!

by monkey vixen October 25, 2017