pork monster

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.

I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret

by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020

monster

a person that pours milk before the cereal

me: yo jack

jack: yeah

me: what order do you make cereal in

jack: milk-

me: excuse me, you fucking monster

by .--. ..- ... ... -.-- May 17, 2022

Cookie monster

a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies

cookie monster is coming pull out the cookies

by because im short May 6, 2022

Sausageburger monster

Tasty juicy delicious nice yummy food

That not many people like

Ugh I love sausageburger monster

by Sausageburger monster January 13, 2020

monster

A child. A person or thing that is excessive in its nature usually in reference to its size or appearance. One who deviates in their social behaviour, who is compulsive or maniacal. An abomination of nature or a mutation there of, a freak. A creature that is distorted, dangerous and that corrupts. A psychopath, criminally insane, a killer. One with bad intentions with full malice aforethought. Having no sense of morality or boundaries Cruel without reason. An entity that promotes chaos, death and spiritual decay. Aberrations not of this world. A white person. A fiend.

Damn your girlfriend is such a slut, she can't get enough, she's a monster of cock.

by clemrico January 23, 2022

Evil Rape Monster

The malevolent counterpart of the rape monster, commonly referred to as the consent monster. Rather than cultivating his rapes at the rape farm, he purchases them from grocery stores. He says the phrase, “I hate what you’ve done with the place,” in contrast to the typical, “I love what you’ve done with the place.”

Felix: Dude did you hear theres a party being thrown nearby?
Luca: oh, who's throwing it?
Felix: the Evil Rape Monster
Luca: oh then it’s bound to be bad

by John71608 July 12, 2025

Monster tits

Tits that are between Qcup to 32-inch breast sizes.

Samantha have some monster tits.

by LinkxPeach June 15, 2025