Long Island Green Tea

Multiple different flavors of mouthwash mixed together into an alcoholic beverage that doesn't smell like alcohol, commonly consumed by barely functioning alcoholics and incognito drunk drivers.

"You see that bus driver that was wasted and crashed her bus?"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"

by iluvdrunkdriving March 8, 2024

long bit

Long bit means you want to eat someone butt hole entirely where they bleed and piss everywhere

yo i wanna long bit you

by cornball29 January 9, 2023

Super long

The definition for someone’s exceedingly long toes, ginormous in proportions

“Wow look at those super long toes, bet she has to open the window to sleep so they’ve got somewhere to go”

by Friend of long toe irina February 23, 2023

long term financial investment

A short term investment that has gone bad.

Investing in GME is a very viable long term financial investment.

by ThatDapperLad March 6, 2021

Long

When you get an erection, but it's longer than it usually is.

James: Hey, how was the movie?
Denny: The movie was so great, it gave me a long. Do you want to see it?
James: Sure!

by TheR0B0TNinja January 9, 2022

Long-neckin

When you stick a giraffes head in ones ass

Me and my boys were long-neckin in Africa.

by anonymous December 12, 2020

long island trout

A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)

The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.

by How Mal May 21, 2016