A fake person. Refers to biscuits that come out of a can and are "wopped" against th counter and that aren't like Grandmas homemade biscuits because they are fake.
by jtsimps April 05, 2016
by Randall Cunningham's ham September 28, 2022
For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.
Tom: when's the paper due?
Greg: 2 days from now.
Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.
Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?
Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.
Greg: 2 days from now.
Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.
Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?
Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.
by Tardotheassmonkey May 28, 2017
by neowhy December 08, 2016
A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.
Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit
by Britishslang February 06, 2025
by Hary Gofman April 01, 2024
by daddyoolonglegs June 19, 2022