Walking like an Egyptian

When you've got a rumbling tummy and are sitting on the toilet and feel the urge to blow chunks - effectively ejecting on both ends. Phrase typically associated with the physical reenactment during conversation

*definition relates to hand gestures during conversation*

“Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends”

“Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?”

“Exactly… tough night”

by JLOBSTER April 1, 2023

The Walk-a-way

When your poop is so long that it lodges in the bowl and starts to put pressure on your ass, so you must lift off the seat or get up thus causing it to graze your butt cheek when it falls.

Man, my shit was so long I had to do the walk-a-way to get it all out. Grazed my nuts that time.

by Pwr Dump April 5, 2022

Goon walk

A relaxed yet confident stride

damn, he's vibing and walking!! that's what we call a goon walk!!

by Beygl January 4, 2021

Pint Walk

The walking style adopted by middle aged British males when walking to the pub. Usually with one hand pocketed and the other swaying.

“I can tell he’s going for a pint”

“How do you know?”
“He’s got a pint walk”

by English words June 3, 2023

Walk Like Gumby

A simple dance from Mahub tha Rapper that requires one to swing your arms like the classic TV show character Gumby.

"Dat boy doin' that Gumby Walk"

"Watch me Walk Like Gumby"

"He got that #stopmotionswag"

by Cloude With a Chance of $howrz October 26, 2012

Juice Walk

When clownly friends go on a walk to expose secrets.

Hal and I went on a juice walk to expose our love life.

by Cadet550 August 27, 2019

Meat Walking

Compared to sleep walking, meat walking is the action in which a sleeping male uncontrollably beats his meat/ masturbates

While on vacation Johnny was meat walking in the same room his mother was sleeping in.

by liljitmane January 21, 2022