Skip to main content

Grease turtle

A rare animal that lives and thrives in the sewers of large grease using places. Usually found at restaurants and large kitchen's.
Damn ricky look at the size of those grease turtles
by MRXMEGALODON September 9, 2021
mugGet the Grease turtlemug.

Turtle Aquarium

When one enters the bathroom, turns on steaming hot water in the shower and proceeds to take a shit. The shit particles cling to the water vapour in the air creating a dense stench. For maximum effect, empty all the water out of the toilet so your turd is only hitting porcelain. Proceed to call a significant other into the bathroom, citing you need help with something, and relish their reaction of having to smell your airborne vaporized poo particles.
Last night I made a Turtle Aquarium in the bathroom, and tricked Stacey into smelling it”
by BullshitRhymes October 28, 2020
mugGet the Turtle Aquariummug.

turtle

often referred to as:
-turtul
-turtle
-turtelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele
-turtil
-turtur
etc.....

basically a lizard with a short tail and a protective covering shell that "eats" plastic because its yummy. Sadly, it might extinct soon. :,(
JC: what's a turtle?
Y/N: lol idk didn't that extinct because of the vskskskskco girls?
by theasianpotato September 21, 2019
mugGet the turtlemug.

Turtles

Turtles are very fast.
by s0n_0f_n3ptun3 May 15, 2016
mugGet the Turtlesmug.

turtling

when you shield someone from your bitch ass self because they could not handle it because they are baby
I am not an ass to Rani because I turtle him. I am turtling.
by CynIgnis September 27, 2020
mugGet the turtlingmug.

Turtles

Turtles are a reptile that has a shell to give itself armor. Turtles are also often equipped with cameras and machine guns to spy for Russia. They are also seen practicing martial arts.
Guy 1: bro did you see those Turtles with the camera on it?

Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia
by Fretting about pog March 6, 2023
mugGet the Turtlesmug.

turtle farmer

a turtle farmer is a racial slur toward any islander but mainly fijians
stop being such a stupid turtle farmer
mugGet the turtle farmermug.

Share this definition