A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.
“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt”
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“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”
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The pocket rocket thunder dome is a sexual move in which you let your girl friend sit on your friends lap whilst massaging her *AHEM* once she starts to get really loud you let your friend have his way with her,until she passes out,after that you let her sleep in her own puddle of fluids whilst you take out a condom and blow it up to look like a rocket and piss in it,then shove it deep inside her and burst it
Friend:dude your gf looks super tired and worn out
Prtd guy:oh yea,we tried out a new sex move called pocket rocket thunder dome,and she loved it,best move out there
Prtd guy:oh yea,we tried out a new sex move called pocket rocket thunder dome,and she loved it,best move out there
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by john caliber August 1, 2022
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“I’m such a picky eater man, I didn’t want to come to this Mexican spot.”
“Yeah bro, what are you even going to order?!”
“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”
“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”
“Yeah bro, what are you even going to order?!”
“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”
“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”
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