Russian Soup Kitchen

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.

Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!

by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025

Russian Lumberjack

Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt

Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack

by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020

the russian fedaral govermentet

the russian fedaral govermentet is an orgniamentsiation made bt the ruasshans who give rations to poor wemon.
ALSO thethe russian fedaral govermentet is in LOOOve with adamn smacker smasher

lore is on other definiteions
the russian fedaral govermentet is parreper rapper rapers who are rapists to the the canada fedaral govermentet

the the adamn fedaral govermentet sucked off the russian fedaral govermentet intementaily
this was forced btw rape.

the russian fedaral govermentet got blown by the the adamn fedaral govermentet

by adamns rapist December 28, 2022

Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

to russian it up

Slang used in programming circles, especially in South Asia. Used to refer to fixing an issue or solving a problem in the jankiest, simplest way possible, where the resulting code looks ugly, but the issue is fixed and the problem is solved.

"Man, this is due in an hour and even StackOverflow doesn't have a solution"
"I guess we're gonna have to Russian it up"

by IronAlcoholic July 11, 2023

Russian reset

The action of unintentionally dropping a combo, only to hit the opponent with a raw super immediately afterwards.

"I ended up doing a Russian reset when I accidentally dropped my combo, but hit the opponent with a raw super because they tried to mash out."

by Googeriah August 5, 2021

Russian Thunderbolt

A sexual act of twatting an ejaculation top bins of your birds mouth. Commonly mistaken with the Japanese Firebolt, a sexual act where you ejaculate with such passion and aggression, you send your bird back to 1974.

Boy, your Russian Thunderbolt was the best I’ve ever seen!

by anonymous September 13, 2022