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Moon

This is the smartest, intelligent, and interesting guy you will ever meet. If your name is Moon, you will most likely become very wealthy. So youse your cards wisely.
Omg is that Moon? I wish I was as rich of a businessman as him!
by Fredricka July 2, 2021
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Moon

A wonderful name, for a wonderful personnality...

Moon is unique et different from others. She hates stereotypes and people who are superficial, that's why she doesn't really stay with “popular person”.
She likes calm and silence, but she can be very loud and funny with their best friends. Friends are very important for Moon, she would do anything for them. Moon also loves money, and she is very ambitious. She's quite small, with short hair, but she's in reality a giant. Nevertheless, her heart is the biggest ever !

Moon is very smart, probably the first in her class, she loves everything to be perfect.

She doesn't really appreciate change, she would like everything to stay as it is.
It's quite difficult to become her friend, but once she likes you, she'll never let you go!
Me: Hey Moon, can we be friend ?
Moon: You just spilled yogurt on your T-shirt...
by Moo00ooo0oo0n November 23, 2021
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Moon Gooning

Not to be confused with the Sun Gooning. It is a practice for when you sit too long to stretch your Moon Hole. Requires Elk blood and a Moon Goon license. Developed by Soup and the Goons.
"Bruh my Moon Hole hurts."
"Hey, I got some Elk blood and peyote; we can Moon Gooning to help that."
by ThrobbinElFuego December 1, 2023
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Moon Theorem

It states that the angle the moon makes with two stars is at 90° and the stars are at angles 30° and 60° respectively, therefore making it a triangle.
I watched the moon theorem with my love
by That Gee December 20, 2022
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Moon

Someone who has a big cock and pleasures all women sexually.
by Soul Corpse November 17, 2023
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Dark side of the moon

The act of eating a black person's ass hole .
Did you here what Jon & shanice did last night? There were mia for 3 hours because he was on the dark side of the moon.
by medicneballer April 18, 2021
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moon Truther

1 - 5 people don't believe in the moon...

Nicknamed "Moon-Truthers", these skeptics insist that the moon is merely a holographic progection.
josh: Dude, I head Lisa might me a Moon truther...
Aaron: seriously?!
Josh: Honest!
by Aylabab October 4, 2017
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