On yo dead grandma

A term used in a aggressive manner to display your passion in the truth of what you are saying or doing. It is a very escalated version of on my grandma. Not only is it on a grandma, it is yours...and she's dead. (currently or predestined)

dinkle: BRO I GOTTA FINISH THIS PAPER!
Jefferson: On yo dead grandma you not doing that shit.

dinkle: *cries* you right.

by KevOnGod May 3, 2021

Dead end dick

Dick with no future, no relationship, no marriage, sometimes not even climax.

I had fun with Chris but there was no future it was just dead end dick..

by Darkraven86 April 5, 2020

Pulling on a dead man

When you smoke a cigarette or a joint and there is no more fire and you get nothing out of the cigarette/joint.

"Dude, you're pulling on a dead man"
"Ah shit, lemme grab my lighter"

by Nounours October 2, 2011

The Walking Dead Terms

**You stands for Non-Walking Dead fans and We stands for Walking dead fans**
You say "Zombie", We say "Walker"
You say "Sheriff", We say "Rick"
You say "Sexy", We say "Daryl"
You say "Child Soldier", We say "Carl"
You say "Santa", We say "Hershel"
You say "Crazy", We say "Full Shane"
You say "Evil", We say "Governor"
You say "Taylor Swift", We say "Beth"
You say "Country Girl", We say "Maggie"
You say "Therapist", We say "Hardwick"
You say "Life", We say "TWD"
You say "Machine". We say "Andrew"

The Walking Dead Terms are something we should start to use.

by Vicktor "Wolf" Reznov April 5, 2021

Dead Man's Float

Floating face down in water, making it difficult to breathe

The Coast Guard pulled a body out of the water that was doing the dead man's float

by x11198109v0 October 3, 2014

dead-james-potter

best user on tumblr by far and the number 1 creator of james jokes we love loony loony is amazing literally funny as hell they're posts make my day and I love them a lot slayyy they're so cool

dead-james-potter the ceo of making dead james jokes

by darkhumourlol April 5, 2022

dead shit team

to be part of a group of complete and utter morons who are working together

that team is a know-nothing, do nothing, dead shit team

by B Rodriguez October 25, 2017