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Von w

Von w is one of the people who will never remember anything. He will forget every 2 seconds and he just does the dumbest things. He's a very kind guy with a heart filled with Jesus. He doesn't like staffies and he runs weird. He can be very funny and his laugh is sometimes funnier than the joke! But usually everyone likes to be around him and he keeps the party alive.
Person 1: Wheres Von w ?

Person 2: Oh he's busy being chased by a dog
by Lekkemensie November 21, 2021
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Sleeping w/ mouth open

According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real
The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)
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Emma W

Not many like her but not many are right anyways. She is cool and right most times (more than most people). She is brave and will stand up to her friends. Overall she is really cool. She does also have common sense most times and is a moose! She is also very smart. She can also be good a sports too especially Football and Volleyball :)

She can be funny too and just overall a kind and a cool person to be friends with. You all wish you were her! B)
some idiot: "Emma W can be so bossy and annoying!"
Me: *BEEP* "You are wrong! I must now consume you."
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B W Hot Tub

The act of boiling a kettle, opening it as it's boiling, taking ones trousers down to the ankle level, spreading ones butt cheeks and sitting on top of the kettle. When the water is at optimum temperature and steam is rising, let steam trickle into the sphincter. This will help a lot with your dire constipation.

For sexual act pour fecal water into anus of anal companion...
Oh daddy please pour me a B W Hot Tub ...
by EltonJohnReanalised March 13, 2024
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(>//w//<)

a blushing face

my only question is why?
someone: *writes (>//w//<)*

everyone else on the planet: why?
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 23, 2022
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W

Japanese&Chinese internet slag used when you attempt to act cute or just be nice,makes your expressions less aggressive.
There might be differences in both countries and it’s closer to the Chinese version
妈咪可以扩列吗www
may I add you on qq(Chinese social media)www
by nivneda who January 27, 2023
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Esme W

Esme W is a callus and dad loving individual, she may be born as a male but also passes as a female. She regularly indulges in some scratch imagining and has a picture of him pinned to her wall which she kisses every night. Accompanying that is a photo of her bald companion who give her comfort on scary nights and her sexy and beautiful lover who she sometimes tucks into bed with.
Who's that girl making out with that dog? Oh, silly me that's Esme W.
by Esme lover ;) May 6, 2024
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