Fucking Donuts

synonym for 'wasting time' or 'slacking off'

guy #1: "Where's little Ruttiger?"

guy #2: "Probably fucking donuts at home again...."

by Professor Poo March 13, 2009

Fuck Knuckle

Can be used to describe a person who is generally a dickhead, or used when something goes wrong.

A) You are such a fuck knuckle

B) Fuck knuckle!

by ~primakat~ September 1, 2005

fuck puff

the bed head or rat's nest someone gets after being on their back from a good shaggin'

She came out of the his room a little flushed and the back of her head was one big fuck puff.

by puff maker April 22, 2006

Table Fucked

At Basic Training where one person at your table eats his or her food so fast that the Drill Sergeant, Military Instructor etc. believes the rest of the people at that table should've had enough time to eat, and makes everyone else at the table get up and go without even finishing their food. This usually results in the people who were at that table disliking that individual because they were "Table Fucked".

"Trainee Doe is done eating already why the hell aren't the rest of you finished!?!? Hydrate and get the piss out!"

Table Fucked Trainees "What the piss Doe, Why'd you table fuck us? We're starving!"

by Demolix October 31, 2011

Stink Fucked

When on public transportation, a fellow passenger with rank body odor not only possesses such odor, but chooses to fan it around. That person is guilty of stink-fucking those around them.

A very large, very smelly young woman was on the Blue Line, telling her friend, "I can't believe how hot it is," while fanning herself with a manila envelope.
Cory: "She's just spreading her smell around."
Mary: "Yeah, we were innocent bystanders who got stink fucked."

by mhigbe April 20, 2009

Fuck the monkey

To be the start of something horrible. The cause of something devastating.

Judy is pissed at me for giving her a computer virus, but someone sent it to me first. I didn't fuck the monkey.

The world now has AIDS because somebody fucked the monkey.

by ElDonzo May 29, 2015

tweet fuck

When people follow each other on Twitter.

It was nice meeting you, lets tweet fuck.

by frankf5 March 9, 2010