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Virgin Ears

Someone who had never been exposed to double homicide or prison language.

Extremely funny responses when some ask that's in first grade no less, "Mommy what is sliming?"

The mother having been a member of a Baptist church looked up the term and blushed. My friends from College Church were trying to get me employ "Utah Profanity" when they heard me utter the word "shit" as a church mate from Assemblies of God heard me drop "Fuck" after my factory accident where the left index finger was mutilated.

An interview a former church mate from the 1994-1996 era did an interview that he for the first time was uncensored where I ribbed on the then vocalist, "you really don't need to watch your language around me. If you want to go for broke, go ahead let the f-bomb fly." I said this smiling when I did my blog, "I relate to a Christian who does swear than one who never uttered an explicit term."

The term some say has origins in Glenbard East when I did the Italian counterpart to fucker as a teacher heard me say this and understood Italian *whoops*
A Utah resident walking around Glendale Heights and telling a smart-ass to "shut the front door."
"Hey Vertical Smile, this is the fucking mid-1990s. Where the hell did you borrow your language from. The character from Hi Honey I'm Home. You're in Glendale Heights where discussions are candid about ghosts being made because the impaling of a hallowpoint"

The Utah resident dropped his jaw as he never heard the word twat referred in a colorful way, "What the..... my Virgin Ears had been brutally violated."

He continues, "Oh flip, this one produced the true crime yarn The Cabbie Homicide. Wait a sec, he's connected to Assemblies of God?!? " Seeing his website, "He's a Christian and he writes like this?!?!"
by illinoishorrorman February 14, 2018
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virginity

by BabbleBoy January 29, 2023
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The virgin Hot dog

The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.

You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!

When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.

Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
I did The virgin Hot dog with my girlfriend the other day, i think her mom enjoyed it i little to much.
by NastyLover May 13, 2020
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Virgin Mobile

A virgin mobile or mobile virgin is an otherwise experienced girl or woman in there late twenties or older who prefers to act innocent as though she were a virgin. This person goes around to different boys or men in order to have sex acting as if she were innocent in order to get laid, when in fact they have monster body counts. She is usually asked to leave either before or after intercourse when the male in question determines if it is a person worthy of their time. This female usually bounces around between guys and has trouble finding a boyfriend or man to be loyal too because they are stuck acting as if they are in their late teens or early twenties when in fact they are considered to be old or are now insecure in their age. Typically a female who has yet to have had a child.
Adam: She's had 20 guys in three months, she's a virgin mobile.

Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
by TheGenuineVirgin October 29, 2022
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This Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sexual intercourse this year (1st January onwards) but has had sexual intercourse in previous years.
My last heartbreak was last October and since then I've not been with anyone so I'm a this year virgin sadly.
by LordJenal June 25, 2022
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Vape virgin

Someone who has not vaped before
I lost my vape virginity at that party!!!
by Notta Virgin September 9, 2019
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