Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).

You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.

by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025

Ukrainian shower

when you’re outside and it starts down pouring and you instantly get soaked

bro they’re drenched i bet they got a Ukrainian shower

by Xanessa July 22, 2020

Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.

David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."

by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025

chateau shower

when you stay in the chateau in France and do a shit in the public showers.

haynes you wouldn't believe it i caught sam last night doing a chateau shower

by butt chug chad September 17, 2020

hobo shower

When taking a shower from a bridge gutter or a roof gutter, or any urban or infrastructure that permits a artisanal, redemptory shower

Look at this dude under the bridge, hés totally getting a hobo shower

by boneshaker July 26, 2020

czech golden shower

The unique sound of the VZ-61 sub machine guns spent casings hitting the floor.

That man was shot and killed by the KGB and with it came the czech golden shower.

by Tanker2764 November 18, 2022

Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.

Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration

by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015