Hot Topic

The place for rebellious teens who think they're going against the popular trend by buying dirtbaggish clothes, yet are unknowingly giving their money to the same company that runs such preppy places as Abercrombie & Fitch against which they are supposedly rebelling. How's that for being duped, you wannabe hippie scumbags?

I'm such a rebel that I'm gonna go buy all my shitty clothes at Hot Topic, just like everyone el...wait a minute, am I rebelling or am I being f***ed with?!

by Liquidon Snake December 10, 2008

Hot Tony

A closet homosexual who wants to take out his agression on female poop chutes, while still proclaiming his heterosexuality

Confused girl: My boyfriend keeps talking about having rough anal sex with me, but I think he's actually kind of into his roommate, Ed.

Friend: He's such a Hot Tony

by Trixie Buttercup January 12, 2008

Hot Tickets

1. Something/someone desirable. Someone whose status demands respect.
2. Chicken Nuggets from Chik-Fil-A.

How you gonna walk yo skinny-lookin' ass in here like you is hot tickets.

He was in the club tryin' to git with me like he was hot tickets.

Damn! hot tickets.

by tequilalarry May 29, 2008

hot trombone

A combination of a HOT CARL and a RUSTY TROMBONE. While recieving a rusty trombine, the reciever enjoys a bowel movement.

I was getting bored with rusty trombones, so I spiced it up with a Hot Trombone and scared the crap out of Jessica.

by Delta November 6, 2003

Hot Cunt

A word used for a women who sleeps around.

Wooaaahh that girl there is hot.

Hot Cunt more like, I saw her with Johnny and Max last week.

by Lou-Lou the Angel January 1, 2012

Hot Santa

When your baby sits on your lap and craps in his/her diaper

I was sitting on the couch watching 'A Christmas story' when I felt a warm sensation on my lap.

The devilish look in her eye and the sudden odor in the atmosphere made me realize that she had given me a Hot Santa for Christmas.

by The Dome December 25, 2004

hot topic

Hot Topic is the epitomy of consumer culture and a massacre of the spirit of punk rock by pre-manufacturing the clothing and accutraments that used to be made by hand. If you shop at hot topic, realize that there are thousands of other kids out there with the exact same clothes as you, and you are not origianl, and you never will be. You just want to be attention-getting and have people pay attention to you even though your mommy has made you peanut butter and honey sandwiches since the time you were 5 and kisses you every night before you go to sleep in your goddamn giant-ass house in Beverley Hills!!!!!

"Mommy, will you give me money so I can buy bondage clothes at Hot Topic?"

"Of course honey. Just remember to tie your corset tight."

"I love you mom."

"I love you too sweetie"

by Rostoprovich March 9, 2007