Smoking a wrench

Smoking weed

“i just saw Zach smoking a wrench

by lo4218 July 10, 2025

smoking the sea

When you are at the beach smoking a joint and you drop it in the sand but you pick it up and smoke it anyways.

ayyy it’s ok bro your just smoking the sea

by cinnamon bitch November 21, 2021

Smoked Salmon

When a woman farts and the toot is caught by the labia causing it to come out the front. AKA: Exit through the gift shop.

"Sheila farted last night, it must have caught the lips....cause I was really craving some smoked salmon"

by Flirtin Burton August 25, 2025

Smoked Nuts

When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles

Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.

by PinkyPopper October 17, 2022

Smoking the corn

This is Scottish slang for “stop lying” you can use this when someone says something you don’t believe.

When someone “smokes the corn” they are lying.

“Stop smoking the corn, Jerome. We all know you didn’t bone anna.”

by Ah shit, here we go again. June 20, 2020

Smoke Monkeys

Black people. Mostly due to their reputation for smoking a lot. Particularly Newports.

I was driving through Nashville and noticed an awful lot of smoke monkeys.

by MedHomer June 9, 2024

smoke a nig

1. to smoke a cigarette ( british)
2. to beat up a nigger(*) ( american)

* an individual with african decent

you wanna go smoke a nig?

by anonymous July 31, 2024