smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

Pretty Women Smoke Pressure

Pretty Ladies that like to inhale the good stuff and exhale the bad stuff.

oh you know how it is only pretty women smoke pressure!

by poeticjusticekid November 15, 2021

north dakota smoke signal

When you take a drag of a cigarette and blow the smoke into his/her butthole. He/She then bends over, putting both hands and both feet flat on the floor, with butt straight up in the air, the smoke is tooted out, creating a beautiful North Dakota Smoke Signal.

Zach was being annoying so I bent him over and forced him to do a North Dakota smoke signal yesterday.

by jandro22 February 12, 2017

smoke wall[s]

The act of blowing marijuana smoke at a small beam of light shining through a small space between curtains and or blinds to create the illusion that there is a wall of smoke. You can also use mirrors to make more than one wall.

Mexico: Hey, Brogan. Go grab the mirror and let's make some smoke walls.

Brogan: Dude, I have no weed.

Mexico: Don't worry. I've got you covered.

by craigles ogrady December 19, 2013

smoke

Nrgu's gf

-Bro nrgu got a gf
-Yeah i know, its just catfish that guy called smoke

by Zerachel March 24, 2024

smoking table

a place where friends come together to engage in deep conversation over a cig. it also typically involves family time. this event happens especially often at simmons college.

Guys, family time at the smoking table in five!

by ax3, cx2, k, m, s January 25, 2009

smoke-a-phobe

A smoke-a-phobe (N) is a bigoted, intolerant and un- evolved person against the rights of smokers to consume their nicotine or thc via cigarette, cigar or joint. Often passing laws segregating them from the general population, forcing them into "areas" and otherwise shaming their genetically predetermined desire to inhale smoke. It's bullying and wrong! #endsmoke-a-phobicattitudes!

"Jeff got shamed by six smoke-a-phobes at the bar last night. They told him to get back to his 'area' it was so unprogressive."

by Doc _Hardtree October 27, 2015