sue is side

A way to say suicide without feeling bad about it

Guy 1: Never ever commit sue is side
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 3: Hey Guy 1 you said "sue is side" not suicide

by Urban Dictionary Nerd January 3, 2023

Zero-Sided Die

An analogy for a situation where a desirable outcome is so far-fetched, it is viewed as functionally impossible.

"You think Cassie will go to prom with me if I ask?" "You'd be rolling a Zero-Sided Die if you attempt."

by SpaceyStars January 4, 2023

Slice on the Side

A lover other than one's partner.

You break up with your woman? Who is this girl you are with?

We didn't break up. She's just my slice on the side

by fusion44 January 4, 2023

Side Mistress

A side mistress is a lady that your lady knows about but they don't do anything about it because it's perfectly fine with the both of them.

Sally knew Bill was with Victoria, his new side mistress, but she didn't do anything to destroy Bill because Sally and Victoria were secretly lesbians on the down low.

by Ernit July 3, 2023

Side burns

The razor burn acquired shaving your bikini line.

I got some side burns going on getting ready for the pool today.

by Roxistar July 9, 2023

slop-sided grin

Sloppy mouth after person takes a loud in their mouth but doesn't swallow yet.

I looked down after i finished and looked at her slop-sided grin.

by WetKittywithfish July 20, 2023

this may contain side effects

When you hear this on a medicine ad, you're done for.

'Buy Your Mom's anti cry pills for your entire family! This may contain side effects...'

"W-w-w-what are t-they?"

'DEATH'

AAA DONT DO THAT

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 22, 2023