The Side Static

Absolute fuckfest jesus christ dont go near this place they got two dps who never communicate, one who knows math and one who is absolutely retarted. The two british people are the worst however, especially Shion (cringe name) who just says things when we should really do Fire IV instead.

Also they have this white mage who is racist but in a cool way

"Fuck that the side static am I right?"

by rennnie October 28, 2023

Sitting court side

When a woman with a big ass (usually a teacher) bends over right next to your face as your sitting down.

Micheal: “Why do you love math class so much?”

Levi: “ because I’m Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty April 20, 2025

Side-high

To get high off the second hand smoking of weed.

Oh look at Alison she is feeling it too, must be side-high.

by hitmeupimsomefun October 14, 2014

dusty side chick

Dusty side chick is that side girlfriend that’s been Placed on the shelf for awhile collecting dust.

I Don’t see why Kisha is making all this noise on Terry because she’s just his dusty side chick.

by anonymous October 29, 2020

One-sided Zero-cost Acquisition

The technical terminology for the contentious acquisition of goods or services accomplished at zero-cost to the acquirer, as known as theft.

Mr. Robinson acquired the paraphernalia of an urban pharmaceutical technician, colloquially known as a drug dealer, at prices of totalling zero. His one-sided zero-cost acquisition was successful until Jeremiah showed up to the door demanding payment.

by Rock your rockhard June 1, 2023

Slog siding

Copying yor friends and families Instagram posts as your own

Hey Kelley, I saw you slog siding your sister's posts of Zurich

by Flackstone September 3, 2023

Side ball

Same thing as side boob but with ones balls.

“Did you see Gore’s side ball?”
“Yeah he had an orange bush, too!”

by Samantha_addict September 17, 2022