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Sausage Fest

Party or gathering that the percentage of males present at party exceeds 90%. This statement is usually uttered by dudes at said party or gathering in total and absolute disappointment at the lack of females present. Also, as a side note there is no such thing as a party or gathering initiated by a male that has a female percentage of 60% or above.
"There is like 2 hot chicks here with "their f****** boyfriend's" and 2 lame chicks. Let's just go to a f****** strip club, f*** this Sausage fest!"
by Veloxcor21 May 16, 2016
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Ground Sausage Pig

A pig made from ground sausage.
Puny Customer: Aww look! A pig made from ground sausage.
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!
by Abacabb1984 August 5, 2016
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Sausage squirt

The Discription of reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.
Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021
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Silly sausage

An extremely stupid retard who is a sinner even Satan can’t get behind. Someone who commits warcrimes just because they can. A war criminal. Stay the FUCK away from these people
Dick: Your such a silly sausage, Jack

Jack: *types in nuclear launch codes* Where did you say your house was again, Dick?
by lanky_geezer_69420 June 17, 2024
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sausage boil

Hey boys, you want to come on over and have a good old fashioned Sausage Boil?
by Totally. June 9, 2016
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Half A Sausage Up Their Ass

Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.
Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.

This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.
by Double Wizard Potabro February 17, 2019
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Camel sausage

The imprint of a man's genitalia through his clothing. The male version of a camel toe
Did you see Larry at the gym today? You could see his camel sausage right through those gray sweatpants
by Fordguy301 January 27, 2022
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