road panda

When you are engaged in driving somewhere and an overweight woman gives you a blow job. See road dome

Dude, why are you always getting road panda when I'm in the car?!

by RCduB October 11, 2008

Bears in the road

A dumb ass thing emery said when he was watching a Irish motorcycle race in mr chestivstines class.

Emery: “there going to fast they need to slow down what If there’s bears in the road!!!”
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched

by the big snutch March 24, 2021

Road

Someone who is a roadman, they are hard and you dont want to mess with them. Used mainly in UK

Ayo did you hear about J2?
He's proper road now.

by 2ndbestdefiner March 2, 2021

Road

Something you drive on

I'm on a road.

by Karamazov15 September 21, 2016

Rocky Road

Earth shattering, Rough Anal sex. Usually between a gay couple

Blake: Man, I could go for some rocky road right now
Brogan: Yeah, you dirty slut?

by RockyRoad22 May 1, 2024

long roaded

Used as a noun, adjective and verb. The essence of the word comes from being on the road for an extended amount of time and blaming every good, bad and exciting thing on the epic journey.

Dude… the reason the RV doesn’t work is because you forgot to put on the gas cap. You long roaded us.

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by Shino0369 January 27, 2023

Road

"Rude." This (mysterious) word was founded by the (mysterious) group Sheesh, specifically Lil Mobodick.

"Ayo. J.K. is road af..."

by lorenjigg June 1, 2021