russian train ride

Verb.

Placing a flask of vodka in your anus while receiving a blow job.

I once took a Russian train ride and couldn't walk comfortAbly for a week.

by Cal Shibmasterson December 4, 2015

Riding the crystal dragon

Smoking crystal meth

Person 1: "Hey! Did you see that hobo living under the bridge? It's like you could tell he was riding the crystal dragon!"
Person 2: "Oh totally. Riding it's shimmery body into the bowels of refraction faction."

by tetsuhikokariya May 20, 2016

Riding up on me

When clothing is cutting off circulation or is hurting your body.

Damn... is it just me or these undies are riding up on me.

by Mr.Kark September 7, 2019

egyptian dick riding

where a female does an egyptian dance while riding on a dick

Yeah, that slut is
egyptian dick riding me right now; it's enertaining and it feels good!

by sklither December 12, 2017

rip ride rockit

N. a failure to launch, from the Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit roller coaster at Universal Studios Florida (meant to open april 09, delayed until october at best).

He's 28 and lives with his parents? What a total rip ride rockit!

by uo.tm.wanna.ride.already October 16, 2009

pimp mom's ride

A person who doesn't own a vehichle of there own but decorates their mom's as if they owned it.

Pimp mom's ride is what you do when you can't afford your own car.

by Rob Krbavac July 20, 2008

Red Riding Hood

The act of giving a girl a bear hug while on her period, thus squirting out her period blood into a cup (or any other apparatus) then adding vanilla ice cream to it to make a delicious treat.

Jason: "Hey honey? Do we have anything to eat?"
Anna: "No, but I'm on my period and i can make you a red riding hood!"

"Hey man did you ever get with that girl last night?'
"No, but she left a red riding hood on my freaking bed!"

by The Best MAnnnnn March 25, 2012