by sklither December 12, 2017
The act of a male lifting a female onto his shoulders in a backwards position with the female's crotch region completely covering his face and possibly blinding him, usually taking place during a concert or festival.
Ariana could not see over the crowd during the 2Chainz concert so she asked Lenny for a piggy front ride. Lenny missed the entire show but was still pleased.
by jocksrule September 28, 2015
by Cal Shibmasterson October 14, 2015
Person 1: "Hey! Did you see that hobo living under the bridge? It's like you could tell he was riding the crystal dragon!"
Person 2: "Oh totally. Riding it's shimmery body into the bowels of refraction faction."
Person 2: "Oh totally. Riding it's shimmery body into the bowels of refraction faction."
by tetsuhikokariya May 04, 2016
"Ride N' Milker" also known as Raiden Milker.
It is when while you are in the squatting doggystyle position with your girlfriend and you masturbating her basically giving her a reach-around and essentially milking her. Also can be performed on Shemales.
It is when while you are in the squatting doggystyle position with your girlfriend and you masturbating her basically giving her a reach-around and essentially milking her. Also can be performed on Shemales.
by Ki-Yaw Kid October 17, 2011
N. a failure to launch, from the Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit roller coaster at Universal Studios Florida (meant to open april 09, delayed until october at best).
by uo.tm.wanna.ride.already August 02, 2009
The act of giving a girl a bear hug while on her period, thus squirting out her period blood into a cup (or any other apparatus) then adding vanilla ice cream to it to make a delicious treat.
Jason: "Hey honey? Do we have anything to eat?"
Anna: "No, but I'm on my period and i can make you a red riding hood!"
"Hey man did you ever get with that girl last night?'
"No, but she left a red riding hood on my freaking bed!"
Anna: "No, but I'm on my period and i can make you a red riding hood!"
"Hey man did you ever get with that girl last night?'
"No, but she left a red riding hood on my freaking bed!"
by The Best MAnnnnn February 11, 2012