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Snow Pants

n.

A person lacking physical or mental capacity required to achieve, in life, the level of self-confidence that, say, a boiled potato may have acquired.
Hey, Snow Pants. You wanna make another Web page about your worthless emo life, you sickly, white-bellied fucko.
by Unqtious December 22, 2008
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Jizzed in my pants

When something is or tastes so mind blowing you just explode in an amazement similar to an orgasm; a term meaning something is so enjoyable you could have had an orgasm
Laquisha: Oh my god! Did you you see that movie Magic Mike?! Sarah: Of course! I nearly Jizzed in my pants!
OMG! Did you see Connor today?! I swear I Jizzed in my pants! That boy is SO fine!
by BitchPlease!Forreal? September 3, 2013
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over the pants 540

An Over the Pants 540 is similar to the normal over the pants handjob, however, there's a twist.
Ex. Over the Pants 540

Things are getting hot in heavy in your friend's dorm room, (Paul) the girl (Shelbi) begins to search for your zipper, but cannot find it, so says FUCK IT we're doing this over the pants. However, over the pants will simply not allow you to BLOW, so she begins what we call the 540. The 540 consists of a 360 degree turn followed by a 180 degree turn in the other direction. This not only allows ejaculation, but is a great wrist workout for your partner, therefore improving future handjobs.
by Aaron540 October 3, 2013
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LOL In My Pants

Very similar to Jizz in My Pants , but of the lolling kind. When something is explosively funny, you LOL In Your Pants.
Oh my goodness, I'm watching SNL right now. Andy Samberg is HILARIOUS, he makes me LOL in my pants.
by Rachel Mitchell January 20, 2010
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kittens in my pants

having kittens in your pants means you are going out with protection in case you are "taking one for the team" and hooking up with the hot chicks fat friend so your mate gets the hot chick!
"I'm coming to the club tonight, don't worry I've got kittens in my pants"
by Sl!m December 30, 2008
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the greatest book ever. the sequels to it are The Second Summer of the Sisterhood and Girls in Pants. they are amazing, and no books compare to them. some parts of the books are deep/sad and others are funny and lighthearted. once i read them i had a different view on life. the fourth book is coming out in summer 2006! i cant fucking wait!
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants books are soooo good!
by billiejoeismine August 17, 2005
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Fool Me Pants

When a woman wears pants that lead you to believe she has more ass than she really does.
-Daaaamn man, you see Mandy's ass today?!

-Don't be deceived homie, she got them fool me pants on!
by Playa Mike June 2, 2013
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