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Orangutan titties

Extreme sagging of the breasts. Such breasts can be thrown around the shoulders and round through the legs. Such things found only in rare species of bitches!
Damn Bella has some big old Orangutan titties! She woz trippin all ova dem! It woz WACK! Alie
by Ashley Middleton November 11, 2006
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orangebilly

A person with a bright orange mullet and sparse orange facial hair from the deep south. Usually can be seen wearing bib overalls without a shirt or shoes. Many of them answer to the name of Curtis.
Curtis, the orangebilly applied for a job as Ronald McDonalds stunt double. But was denied the job when he refused to wear shoes.
by imbadinnv September 11, 2005
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Orangutan Titties

A disease that predominantly effects women. Characteristics of the ailment are generally defined by a cross-eyed or wall-eyed alignment of the nipples. IE the nipple on the left breast looks down and to the left while the nipple on the right looks up and to the right. Most common causes of the disease are over lactation and Mexican performed breast augmentations. The disease can also be found in heavier set me who suffer from either “Bitch Tits” or “Manboobs”
She used to have a great rack but her kids sucked those sweater puppies into Orangutan Titties.
by gbv.3.0 December 14, 2011
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Oranger

Person from Illinois:
"Those goddamn orangers are crazy man, they'll do some bathsalts and try to eat your face"
by Cswick1113 January 10, 2019
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Agent oranged

Being trapped in a conversation with an older or elderly adult, where they ramble/rant about a their time in college, the military or otherwise. Any subtle social cue to leave the conversation is ignored by the person rambling/ranting.
person 1: Hey man it's time to catch the movie.

Person 2: hey sorry dude I was just agent oranged by this Vietnam war veteran in the bar.
by C.S Evans February 6, 2017
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orangitus

a disease is contracted from eating under ripened oranges. Side effects include flu like symptoms, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, excessive swelling, and turning a bright orange.
I knew I shouldn't have eaten that orange. I think I've gotten orangitus.
by Mr.Dr.Pr. Buroughs October 11, 2008
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orangutan chocolate

The sexual act involving two people, usually a man and a woman, where the man is a hirsute ginger. He leaves a sizable dollop of poop on his partner's chest. He then proceeds to rise, beat his chest and holler, summoning all his ginger friends who then engage in a soggy waffle contest and feed the treat to the woman.

Note: If the woman is hairy enough, this can be performed with the genders reversed.
Yo, last night Alvin was with his girl and he pulled an Orangutan Chocolate. I ended up at his house with my junk out because I heard his tribal call.
by Incarsonator January 16, 2014
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