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Porn Hot

A woman who has had several cosmetic surgeries (eg. nose job, lip injections, extremely large breasts) making her look ridiculous by normal standards but attractive by porn standards. Often resulting in celebrity status in the porn community.
Guy 1: "Did you see that stripper's tits and lip injections?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she looked ridiculous but she's definitely Porn Hot."

Jenna Jameson
(after her recent plastic surgery)
by raoul_duke12 March 16, 2010
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Hot Santa

When your baby sits on your lap and craps in his/her diaper
I was sitting on the couch watching 'A Christmas story' when I felt a warm sensation on my lap.

The devilish look in her eye and the sudden odor in the atmosphere made me realize that she had given me a Hot Santa for Christmas.
by The Dome December 25, 2004
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hot g

Hot gossip, the latest and most valuable information on all your friends.
Ali: Hey whats the hot g this week?
Cat: I heard michelle is doing coke, and going to rehab.
by Alii Lansing July 8, 2006
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hot burgle

When someone reaches inside your ass and literally steals your shit. The Hot Burgle typically coincides with sexual acts, but can also be achieved while the victim is sleeping or passed out.
Eric knew Kathy would steal his heart but he had no idea what he was in for until she hot burgled him.
by meatlocker January 16, 2011
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Hot Tickets

1. Something/someone desirable. Someone whose status demands respect.
2. Chicken Nuggets from Chik-Fil-A.
How you gonna walk yo skinny-lookin' ass in here like you is hot tickets.

He was in the club tryin' to git with me like he was hot tickets.

Damn! hot tickets.
by tequilalarry May 29, 2008
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Hot Topic

The place for rebellious teens who think they're going against the popular trend by buying dirtbaggish clothes, yet are unknowingly giving their money to the same company that runs such preppy places as Abercrombie & Fitch against which they are supposedly rebelling. How's that for being duped, you wannabe hippie scumbags?
I'm such a rebel that I'm gonna go buy all my shitty clothes at Hot Topic, just like everyone el...wait a minute, am I rebelling or am I being f***ed with?!
by Liquidon Snake December 10, 2008
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Hot Topic

A message board on Urban Dictionary where ass hat's like to bitch about stupid crap. Hot Topic is its own store, and everyone who bitches about it still goes there to buy shit.
119 exmaples of bitching from stupid teenagers, man that is just like Hot Topic
by jefcar March 17, 2005
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