couch naked

when you walk out to your kitchen at 4 am and you suddenly realize youre friend is completely naked on your brand new couch

oh muh god, you were completely couch naked last night!!!!

by ry jyan September 5, 2010

Face Naked

The (sometimes permanent) period of time in which a man has no facial hair growth at all. This may be through choice (e.g. shaving) or through will of GOD!

"I shall be growing a stubble for a play I'm in next term, but for now, I'm FACE NAKED"

guy1: dude why don't you ever grow a beard?
guy2: I dunno, guess I was just born FACE NAKED
guy1: ... 0.o

by sharkbaitboy January 22, 2011

De-nakedise

To put ones clothes on.

"I was so cold being naked, I decided to de-nakedise

by Larry (fake name) April 22, 2015

Urban Name Trash

all of the stupid definitions you have to weed through on Urban Dictionary, always consist of some guy writing about a girl he'll never fuck.

Guy: oh geez there is so much Urban Name Trash!! What even are these names? Derissa? Aiyrion?? What the fuck???

by Ihatemyselfie March 3, 2017

These name definitions bring my mood up.

When you're feeling down and look up your name in the Urban Dictionary, and its a big paragraph about how amazing you are. And u know no one else would write that for you.

Friend: "Hey dude, I was having a bad spout last night but I looked up these name definitions, and These name definitions bring my mood up. I needed that."

Friend 2: "That's amazing dude!"

by I'm A Disappointment March 19, 2019

Nae naed

When one person fucking D E S T R O Y S you in a game like Minecraft.

You: Damn, that guy is good.
That guy: LOL GET FUCKING NAE NAED BITCH
You: ok

by Mr. Fat nose idiot June 4, 2020

Candy (name)

Candy one of the most sweetest girl you will ever meet she’s cute, funny and kind. she has the most purest heart and will always be there for you no matter what. Candy is the kind of girl that will stay loyal to you no matter what, even if you’ve done some messed up things she will always forgive you because she’s the most sweetest and understanding person. Get yourself a candy and if you do don’t lose her you will regret it!

dang Candy is so sweet and pretty!

…Candy’s so understanding i love her!!

Candy is a sweet and lovable person.

Candy (name) is so nice!

by cinderellalations November 20, 2021