Milk before cereal

Pouring milk first creates a better cereal-to-milk ratio. When you pour cereal first, you can't see how much milk you're really pouring until it has covered your mountain of cereal. When you pour the milk first, you know just how much cereal you need to match it.

Pouring the milk before the cereal also keeps your cereal crunchy for longer. There's nothing worse than eating soggy cereal at the bottom of your bowl. Milk before cereal preserves the coveted crunch. People who do this are logical, precise and independent.

Louis: Hey Chanel! Do you put milk before cereal?

Chanel: Yawr! It makes more sense and makes it taste better as well!

by NotTonTon December 8, 2020

Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate

From Scottish tv show 'Chewin the Fat' refers to breast milk, urine and faeces. You say the words in a song-like fashion while pointing to relevant body parts.

"You're stupid"
"Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate!!!"
"Shut up"

by hez555 April 4, 2009

milk the steel goat

n. radical skateboarding move in which one leaps onto and over a car and lands on the board, which has gone under the car. The car should preferably be stationary and not moving at highway speed.

Dude! Did you mean to do a milk the steel goat or did you accidently swerve into traffic?

by gnostic1 February 26, 2011

Vanilla Milk shake

jizzing in some ones mouth usualy while sleeping or during intercourse.

"bro i gave jim a vanilla milk shake while he was asleep it was everywhere."

by Tommm T. March 31, 2009

Milk Open Finger

The hand you use to Nut

I used my milk open finger last night

by JackWanker August 23, 2017

milk-spread pie

The real name for cheesecake.

Hey uncle Tom, can you cut me a piece of that milk-spread pie? It looks delicious!

by thisisnottony January 19, 2013

The Communal Milk Bowl

Taking place during an orgy, a recipient’s anus is spread open where milk is poured into the orifice where all other participants in said orgy convene around the man or woman and proceed to slurp the milk in unison, and spitting it back in the recipient’s face.

“Last night’s Communal Milk Bowl was so delicious, I couldn’t help but swallow it!”

“Don’t worry, The Communal Milk Bowl is intimidating at first, but the cool liquid will all doubts.”

by Lizard Of Oz October 26, 2019