Mike Wheeler

it's me mike. its literally me.
i am literally the real mike.
im a cutie patootie >:3
by willsboyfriendmike February 03, 2024
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Jersey the mike

This is when at least 2 employees (preferably men) up to all on the shift go into the walk in together to commit sexual acts on one another.
Worker 1: hey man can I jersey the mike ?
Worker 2: only if Jayden joins in
by Megotthegoodsyuh September 20, 2021
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Mike Mihalski

A particularly definitive voice of firearm quality and function. Mike Mihalski has zero tolerance for “within tolerance” and frequently smoke checks uneducated fuckwits spreading the latest marketing STD’s from gun mags.

Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
-“My Sgt and Lt both said AR’s are legos for grown men and they’re all basically the same.”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”

-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”

-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
by Tangomcgee February 27, 2021
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Aggro Mike

A smol azn gorl who gets very aggro at most things in life. Even though she is very aggro, she is very lovable and caring. She’s also usually the mom friend, hence she gets most things done.
Oooo shit she’s an aggro mike rn.
Aggro mike is gonna snap.
by Aggro mike September 01, 2018
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They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike (OHHHH)
by Envitish May 05, 2022
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Mike-me

To take ones fullest advantage over a situation and or individuals to conceive the most humor, profit, or deception.
-Mike you tire looks a little flat.
-“I will stop and put another can of fix-a-flat in it. It’ll be fine iv been doing this for months and the tire hasn’t failed yet.”

-mike

-“can you spare some change bro?”

- hell naw don’t mike-me bra
by Dubzak May 29, 2019
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Butter Mike

A guy that always has a little giz on his penis tip.
Michele: Rob is such a butter Mike he needs to learn to wipe his tip. He zippers are always rusty from the giz.
by Starviolet November 25, 2018
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