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Lawler Middle School

Lawler middle school is the brownest school every, everyone there is passing with like 95 and their parents still get mad at them, athletics wise cuz of all the “desi” people tennis is their number one sport
by Jdisod February 23, 2022
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McClure Middle School

DOODOO. alright for Cobb county tho. eighth grade teachers are the best, food is pretty bad. advice for students coming here: don't fight in the lunchroom (too generic), don't pull fire alarms when there isn't a fire, bring your own lunch, don't sell bang energy drinks in the bathroom, don't do drugs, and get good grades

oh and also don't poop in the urinals
Shelby: Yo, you go to McClure Middle School?
Patricia: Yeah, wanna see a video of the fight that happened in the lunchroom?
by morningcupofjoe March 25, 2021
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farnsley middle school

DON'T GO HERE!!!!
It's in Louisville, Kentucky on cane run road down Dixie hwy... COME SHOOT IT UP. Farnsley middle school
by PURRTTT💕 May 18, 2021
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Ascension Middle School

Ascension Middle and Elementary School is a school full of bullshit. BULLSHIT I TELL YOU! it costs 6 thousand dollars a year to go there, and you STILL have to pay for lunch while George Washington’s corpse (the gym teacher) rambles on about how she shared one ball with her 72 brothers and sisters. The teachers are homophobes and one divorced her husband because he was bisexual. They will see you with some black dyed hair and will lecture you until the stupid kid named fucking xyleigh will crack a rotten egg on your head and tear out a patch of your hair. The Ursuline sisters are shit. The last one we had was in 1987. Also the fact that for SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR, you still won’t be accommodated for being non religious. No Nancy Figglehorn the lunch lady, I don’t want to be in a church when I am Jewish. Just this year, they bought smartboards in place of all the perfectly fine whiteboards. The music teacher is annoying and one of them even locked a kid in a classroom for detention. they also would never give free lunch, even if a kid didn’t show up. It’s bad until you realize they were saving that kid. The spaghetti was crunchy on the outside, and WHO TOLD THEM CHEAP DEEP DISH WAS GOOD? it tastes, looks, and smells like a pile of shit. They didn’t even have effort to cook the mini waffles we sometimes got. The best thing they had was pizza sticks, just sticks with cheese inside. The janitors are the nicest people there.
Guy A: “My school really sucks. They make us eat oatmeal!”

Guy B: “Ascension Middle School is so much worse, they make us eat raw cranberries.”
by Ascension Is Homophobic July 28, 2022
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dartmouth middle school

a junior high in san jose aka dirtmouth.. home of the shit talkers
dirtmouth!
dartmouth middle school? y's it called dirtmouth?
home of the shit talkers!
by dms_rival September 8, 2010
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Paxon Middle School

steph detaviano and lauren retecki are hot
by paxon girls are hot March 15, 2005
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nelson middle school

nelson middle school is the most irrelevant school out there besides lawler. they suck ate sports and their colors are swamp green. the only coo ppl are griffin, alisha, paytyn, sami, harper, ava, rida, manu, tristan, vikram, + a few more, and mrs emerson!!
by buttfartsinmymouth April 1, 2020
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