Matthew

Loves to eat cake.

Bro who ate all the cake?? Oh, it was probably Matthew.

by user5676767 March 13, 2026

Matthew harrison

Loves to say retard even though his teachers say not too and is the GOAT.

Who said retard, it was probably Matthew Harrison

by The fizzled February 12, 2025

Matthew

Matthew is a fucking cunt. He does not like to be associated with women. He isn't funny and he likes to lie to be the better sounding guy.

Matthew can suck a weiner

by skibidicumshot69 February 19, 2025

Matthew

He’s kinda freaky, but yk you still love him for him. He’s definitely not funny and he has this voice like that is very low. Some would describe it as darth Vader but not many would agree. He’s of Hispanic traits, mostly being Mexican.

“Hey have you seen the Matthew guy?”
“Oh yeah he reminds me of darth Vader.”

by Anonymous reporter man 11223 February 22, 2025

Matthew

Matthew is a person who is probably a racist and might send gore but he is a douche bag in all

Friend 1: Hey Matthew where you been

Matthew: Up your moms ass

by heckler12 March 19, 2025

Matthew Handy

the sexiest lightskin man alive

Yo’ that guy is Matthew Handy.

by coolio jamaathon March 25, 2025

Matthew Handy

another word for femboy.

I love matthew handy’s.

by the black ghost6263 March 26, 2025