matthews

he is a very likable and loving person and he always be there for me hes tall tan and handsome and benches 225
my boyfriend is named matthews
by anon69586929 December 25, 2022
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Matthew

The absolute most wonderful Man in the entire world. Has big dick energy with the way that he plays his music and codes like a pro. Love this absolutely amazing man with your whole heart! Suck his dick too...
"That Matthew over there has big dick energy!"
by Mnopqr2020 June 09, 2022
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MATTHEW

The most LEGENDARY Asian to ever exist. If you ever have the opportunity to even catch a glimpse of him, then it’s too late, by then he’ll have snatched all of your almonds using nothing but a pair of disposable chopsticks
Goddamnit Matthew stole my almonds again.
by SaltyWhiteBoy January 31, 2025
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Matthew

Matthew is an amazing person who will stun you every chance he gets, he's usually gay or closeted, very rarely will Matthew have a full straight way of life. Overall Matthew will be the best lover you will find and do everything you can not to loose him. Matthew is going to make you feel so good both emotionally nd physically, he's a great friend and overall an amazing person
God I wish I was like Matthew he has such a perfect life and a perfect boyfriend
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Matthew

A gay Jewish man who loves to date minors but only after raping them.
Girl 1:"My boyfriend is such a a Matthew, I hate him"
Girl 2: "Don't worry he'll break up with you once you get to kindergarten because he only likes little kids"
by Ggwk April 02, 2024
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matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense
"Matthew you idiot!!!! Why did you turn down the invitation to you're own wedding?"
by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021
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Matthew

That man has a Matthew head
by Matthew.is.bald January 24, 2023
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