Lagoon Monster

A large turd in the toilet….. whereas the lagoon would be the toilet bowl

Hey Dave, hang on a second, I gotta go drop a “Lagoon Monster”

by .Captain Rabbit June 23, 2025

Gugubiru Monster

A seven-foot-tall blue penis-shaped creature that steals people's gugubirus. He only appears at night and preys on unsuspecting victims. His first confirmed sighting occured in the country of Chin-Kwanistan on the 23rd of October, 2024.

"Bro🤔🤔 just now I see gugubiru monster bro😱😱😱😮😮😮😮😭😭😭🔥🔥 at the 马路 bro😩🤔🤔 and he say STOPP😱😱🛑✋✋✋✋ STOP NOW✋✋✋✋😈😈 STOPPPPP🔥😡😡😡😡😡 and say he want to keel me bro 🔪🔪🩸😱😨😨😨🔥"

"I am a hacker I love to suck gugubiru monster gyatt"

by SigmaGeneric December 04, 2024

big fat tiddie monster

A very big and fat tiddie monster who is very big and fat.

Damien is a big fat tiddie monster.

by Ur big fat mother October 31, 2021

Monster Hunter Now

A mobile game that was released to encourage fat fucks to get off their asses and go outside.

Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.

by The_Violator702 September 27, 2023

Pork monster

Fat ugly bitch

Get away you nasty pork monster

by Choppy Tom October 07, 2022

pork monster

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.

I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret

by Malikhyi magnum August 04, 2020

Rude Monster

Someone who is being rude and a monster.

"Chloe's being such a rude monster rn..."

by PoobyThornley April 17, 2023