Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.
Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.
by Irishasafupa September 05, 2023
A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.
by Old crazy momma November 11, 2020
A child that was born by another woman than the woman who's raising it.
It could be an adopted child, or a child that comes from the woman's husband's
previous relationship.
It could be an adopted child, or a child that comes from the woman's husband's
previous relationship.
by Malkar May 23, 2013
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